WE SHOOT EVERY THIRD SALESMAN
Wit & Wisdom Signs
Our Wit and Wisdom come with either a framed our routed edge. All of our wooden signs are made to order.
All of our signs are at least 10% lower than our competition. Order yours Today!
- They come in all shapes, sizes, and styles.
- Many can be personalized by hand with the name of your choice.
- There are no character limits on our personalized items. We will make the copy fit.
- Personalization spelling (if any) will appear exactly as stated on your purchase order.
- We do not automatically add punctuation and assume spelling is correct.
- Please be sure that the way you spell and punctuate your personalization on your purchase order is how you want it to appear on the sign.
- Case, font, and colors are pre-determined by the item you purchase.
All our signs are made by hand and made to order in Charleston S.C.
YOU’VE OBVIOUSLY MISTAKEN
11''x13.5''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
YOU’VE OBVIOUSLY MISTAKEN
11”x13.5”x.5”
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
WORK IS FOR PEOPLE-FISH
9.5''x12''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any home or office. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
WHERE ARE WE GOING
11''x13.5''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
WHERE ARE WE GOING
11''x13.5''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
WE SHOOT EVERY THIRD SALESMAN
11''x13.5''x.5''
Handcrafted pub sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any tavern or home bar. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
WARNING TELEVISION
9.5''x12''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any home. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
WARNING OFFICE REPUBLICAN
13.5''x11''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
WARNING OFFICE DEMOCRAT
13.5''x11''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
THE SQUEAKY WHEEL
7.25''x16''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
THE SQUEAKY WHEEL
7.25''x16''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
PEOPLE CAN BE DIVIDED
9.5''x12''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
PEOPLE CAN BE DIVIDED
9.5''x12''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
LIVE WELL LAUGH OFTEN
7.25''x16''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding.. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any home. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
LACK OF PLANNING
9.5''x12''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
LACK OF PLANNING
5.5''x13''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any home or office. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
LACK OF PLANNING
9.5''x12''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
IF YOU’RE SMOKING
9.5”x12”x.5”
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime. Select either a framed or routed edge.
IF YOU AREN’T THE LEAD DOG
9.5''x12''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE LAST MINUTE
11''x13.5''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
IF I HAD KNOWN I WAS GOING TO LIVE
11''x13.5''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any home. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
I’VE ONLY GOT ONE NERVE
11''x13.5''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
I’VE ONLY GOT ONE NERVE
11''x13.5''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
I’D LIKE TO HELP YOU OUT
7.25''x16''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
I USED TO BE A MILLIONAIRE
11''x13.5''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding.. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any home. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
I USED TO BE A MILLIONAIRE
11''x13.5''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any home. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
I SMILE
11''x13.5''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
I SMILE
11''x13.5''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
I REFUSE TO HAVE
11''x13.5''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
I REFUSE TO HAVE
11''x13.5''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
GENIUS
7.25''x16''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
GENIUS
7.25''x16''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
DUE TO RECENT FINANCIAL DIFFCULTIES
11''x13.5''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any home or office. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
DON’T TALK ABOUT YOURSELF
9.5''x12''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
DON’T TALK ABOUT YOURSELF
9.5''x12''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
DIPLOMACY IS THE ART
7.25''x16''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
DIPLOMACY IS THE ART
7.25''x16''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
CHAOS PANIC DISORDER
7.25''x16''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
CHAOS PANIC DISORDER
7.25''x16''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
CAUTION THE TOES
11''x13.5''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
CAUTION THE TOES
11''x13.5''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
BORN TO GOLF
9.5''x12''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any home or office. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
11''x13.5''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
11''x13.5''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
BE NICE
7.25''x16''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
ASKING DUMB QUESTIONS
7.25''x16''x1''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with gold pinstriped milled poplar molding. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
ASKING DUMB QUESTIONS
7.25''x16''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
A BAD DAY ON THE WATER
7.25''x16''x.5''
Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
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